Things I Learned Working with Old People

1. Most of them have Alzheimer's.
2. Old men like to swear, old ladies do too.
3. Food falls out of their mouths, even though they haven't eaten yet.
4. They rather pee themselves than go up and use the bathroom.
5. The ladies are all named Charlotte or Mary.
6. The old men are all dirty.
7. They don't have fake teeth.
8. Most of them love booze.
9. Most of them love to complain.. about everything...
10. They all smell like death...